I’ve just received my November copy of Maxim magazine in the mail. Now why, you ask, would a person about to rip a new one into Maxim magazine, have a subscription to Maxim in the first place. Well the story goes back about three years. I was doing the weekend drinking thing and failing horribly with women at the bars. Meanwhile a friend of mine met this wonderful girl on the internet and ended up moving to Atlanta to marry her. He bought me the subscription to console me because he had just gotten married and I had yet to achieve his success with a woman. Each year he has renewed my membership as a Christmas present, personally I think it has been to rub his success in.
So I’m still receiving the magazine each month. Today I received the November 2003 copy in the mail. I used to flip through it instantly, now my wife just places it in the rack in the bathroom, right next to the Archie comics.
And each month it has become a game to look through and find the pictures of that month’s unnatural Maxim created women. I laughed once because they actually edited the nipples on a man as well. The game has become tedious over time, the mannequin like women frustrate me.
This month they have crossed the line. Take a look at the picture of Kata Dobo I’ve scanned in and tell me if you can spot the problem.
Did you find the errors? Did you see what I saw in seconds? Maxim has crossed the line. This is an affront to all intelligent men on this planet. I call a move to arms to combat this injustice.
Haven’t seen it yet? Let me point it out to you.
I’m a hundred percent sure that most women do not have the ability to morph the walls behind them to flatter their own image. I’ve looked at the photo over and over and can not find any other explanation for the shifting walls. Maxim edited the photo! And badly at that. With the current lawsuits by Britney Spears, Jennifer Aniston and J-Lo against various other magazines, you would think that they would have been a bit more careful.
Kata if you read this, if you hear of my outrage over their treatment of your beautiful form. I’d love to sit down and have coffee as reward. (I’m sure it’s all my wife would let me get away with)
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