Cryo Pods

Talk about a waste of an evening. No correct that not a waste. But a lot of lost time. One simple link sent me falling back in time, remembering things that I haven’t thought about in years, if ever.

You see I came across this web page with some really cool instructions on how to create a Cryo Pod out of your Optical Mouse. Check it out at Metku Mods. Cool stuff and suitable to be posted here on its own.

Cryo Pod Mouse
by Jani ‘Japala’

I’m tempted to rip mine apart and give it a go.

But something didn’t sit right. You see the designer had handed me the thought process to remember Han Solo being frozen in Carbonite in “Empire Strikes Back”. So I went to look for images of that to see if I was miss remembering it.

Han Solo - Carbonite

I wasn’t. It’s just that it doesn’t match. Han was frozen solid and “Serena” was stuck behind a sheet of glass. On top of that I couldn’t figure out why his choice to freeze a female was resonating so strongly in me. So I started googling.

I remembered a movie I had watched with my Dad, years before rentals and downloads. A movie I had stayed up way past bed time to watch. I remember I kept expecting him to turn around and send me to bed. He never did. I watched and watched, in pure fascination. Death scenes and explosions and … Nudity.

But for the life of me I couldn’t remember the name of it. The plot had to do with a civilization killing themselves off before they got old, and I remembered frozen naked people. It took a while but I found it. I found out that I had watched “Logan’s Run” with my Dad.

Logan?s Run

Well you see this caused an entirely other thought process to happen in my head. For the first time I realize that the first woman I had ever associated with female nudity was Jenny Agutter. I couldn’t to this day tell you if she was nude in the movie. Screen shots I’ve found online suggest that she was naked. But I’m not sure if we ever saw her in full undress.

Jenny Agutter - Logan's Run

Talk about a shock to your senses. Seeing the woman you first thought manly thoughts about again after all these years. If that wasn’t enough. She bears an uncanny resemblance to my wife…

Fate? Coincidence? Luck? Who knows? But I love her with all my heart.

Back to the Cryo Pods. You see in the back of my head the picture of the Lego girl frozen in the mouse had caused me to remember this scene.

Logan's Run - Cryo Pods

You see the Mouse Mod is cool, but the designer got it wrong. It’s not a “Star Wars” thing. It’s a “Logan’s Run” take off. If he had only called his young Lego volunteer “Jessica 6″ I would have saved myself the evening.

Force Field Invented

They did it!!

An American research firm has invented the first Functional Force Field. I’m really bummed they called it something stupid. But the “Plasma Valve” blocks the transmission of air through a sealed tube in less than one nanosecond. A little more work and I think we’ve got it.

Force Field

Now if only they could make them portable and maybe get rid of that pesky 15000 degrees thing.

Read the press release here at the American Brookhaven National Laboratory.

Photoshop Tutorial

I’ve been working with graphics for years. Sometimes like to think of myself as marginally talented.

My stick figures are never going to match this guy?s skill. Follow the tutorial and maybe you’ll equal him one day. Send me your photoshops, I’ll post them here and give them a home.

Blood Tutorial
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Reset BIOS Password

I spend my days supporting an extended network of over 350 machines. When I had an upstanding user forward me this information, I almost took a load in my pants. I lock my BIOS’s to ensure no one can tamper with information on my machines. I use it to make sure unauthorized individuals can’t start my machines up.

This makes it all useless.

A simple DOS trick resets (deletes) your motherboard BIOS (CMOS) password, to grant access to your computer and/or BIOS Setup. In Windows 9x you can drop to dos, boot from a win9x floppy or reboot to the native MS-DOS mode, using the “Command prompt only” option from the Windows 95/98 Startup Menu (hold Shift and F5 at the same time while your PC boots).

Switch to the C:\windows\command directory and type:

DEBUG

and hit Enter. You’ll see a dash (-) at the DEBUG prompt. Now type:

o 70 2e

which will show as -o 70 2e at the DEBUG prompt. Hit Enter. Then type:

o 71 ff

and hit Enter. Finally type:

Q

and hit Enter one last time, to quit DEBUG, back to the C:\> prompt.
Now you’re ready to reboot your PC, and press the appropriate key or key combo (look it up in your motherboard manual if you don’t know it) to access your BIOS Setup. You’ll notice that the password is gone.

NOTE: This works only with the following MS-DOS versions: MS-DOS 6.00 – 6.22 and MS-DOS 7.xx (MS Windows 9x)

To stop it you’ll need to delete Debug.exe from your installation. Use a program like DeepFreeze to lock out key combinations during boot, and ensure that C: is your default first boot device.

World Blog Map

Isn’t it bad enough that Google knows where you live? Don’t you feel violated that they are filtering your searches based on country?

Here we are being forced back into our enclaves. Forced to interact with the lonely guy/girl down the block, just like when you were 15 and didn’t have a car yet.

Isn’t it bad enough the major corporations are trying to stick us back in cities so as they can tell us about the world around us, instead of being allowed to explore it on our own.

But now there is a guy, Mikel Maron, who has decided all on his own that we should register where we’re from. That we should go to lengths to make sure that him and the government and major corporations know exactly where we live. Where we’re from. So our information can be filtered out just like Iraqi businesses had their information “filtered” out. What gave anyone the right to block little *Pepe’s flower shop website, the Americans never said anything about him being our enemy. I mean assuming it’s still standing doesn’t he have the right to solicit sales from anyone worldwide?

Don’t get me wrong. This is cool technology. I mean imagine typing in “pizza” in Google and having it return all the places that deliver to your home.

But what about when you want to check to see if the price they are charging you is the same as the guys in a neighbouring city? Will you be able to get to their “neighbour” priced web site? [My wife points out that Canadian Tire is already doing this as they force you to enter a postal code to determine your location.]

What if I have something to say that people in another country should read? Will it get through to them. Or will the corporations/governments filter me before my message gets there?

This will destroy the web as we know it. I always liked the fact that I was able to sell my ideas and products to the world. I think Mikel Maron may have started our downfall.

Brain Off
Click picture to find out more.

[* Fictitious story based on the fact Coalition forces suppressed all forms of communication to and from Iraq. Including internet websites]

Stop Spam

This is my email address:

&# 106;&# 097;&# 103;&# 101;&# 115;&# 113;&# 117;&# 105;&# 114;&# 101;&# 064;&# 116;&# 114;&# 097;&# 110;&# 115;&# 112;&# 097;&# 114;&# 101;&# 110;&# 116;&# 115;&# 109;&# 111;&# 107;&# 101;&# 046;&# 099;&# 111;&# 109;

Note: I have added spaces after every # sign so as the character codes show on the screen rather than plain text. It would be neccessary to remove all spaces to make this functional.

I found a little web page that will encode your text (ie: readable) email addresses into their equivalent decimal entities. Take a look here.

If you need to allow people to read your address its recommended that it be written like this.

Jag Esquire at TransparentSmoke dot com

Oh, and a recent study by CDT.org says unsubscribing works 83% of the time. So click those links.

I’s say I have a pretty public email address with the web site and all, yet I recieve fewer than ten SPAM emails a day. I actually got excited about my spam on Friday. I ran around the office telling everybody that I got my first “Penis size” email. So I guess the system is working.

1920 x 1200 Wallpaper

I got my new monitor. An Apple Cinema HD 23″. Tonnes of desktop space and a new problem.

No wallpapers.

I’ve been looking and looking and I’ve only found a few good desktops. More specifically, only a few in which the photos were natively created at the 1920 x 1200 resolution. I have found more than a couple where somebody just opened a pre made desktop in Photoshop and changed the image size. These I’ve grabbed because I’m desperate here, but would never think to push them off to you as native 1920 x 1200 wallpapers. Below is a desktop “size example” wallpaper to show you what I’m looking for.

If you’ve got the Internet Explorer Image Tool bar turned on, it is going to resize the image to fit your screen. Please turn it off to understand the difference in a 1024 x 768 and 1920 x 1200. (IE / Tools / Internet Options / Advanced / Uncheck “Enable Automatic Image Resizing”)


1920 x 1200

I’ve posted some of the best resolution wallpapers I could find here for all those people that are willing to help me in my search. Post a link in the comments if you find any other locations for good wide screen format wallpapers.

   

   

   

   

   

   

You’ll notice my image preference seems to be one way or the other, childish or very adult. That wasn’t exactly my choice, but all that I could find. I was actually surprised with the number of child focused desktops at this size, I actually was wondering how many parents can afford to buy their kids $3000.00 monitors. I have started using MS desktop manger to run multiple desktops so I can switch between when the kids are around and when they are not.

Help me out here people.

**UPDATE**
New larger wallpaper archive found. Read her at Wallpaper 2

Google: The New Enemy

Here I am, mild mannered individual, just with a small paranoia that someone’s watching my family through the picture window. So close to being perfectly average that I was this close to being named “Peter Parker” at birth. But alas society is forcing me to change. Forcing my hand to become either a super hero, or super villain. It is the actions which I take now that shall determine my final destiny.

I played around with the super villain idea (cool costume, all the girls, evil henchmen), but my wife says I have to be a super hero.

So here I am. Beginning my fight for right. And I’ve got no idea what I’m supposed to do. So I’ve decided that I’ll help you common folk by informing you of who those creeps are watching through the window.

Todays creep is Google.com.

First thing your going to notice if you clicked on that link is that Google knows where you live. Most of you will be redirected to Google.ca. But they know more. Not just your country, or your city, but right down to the street you live on. If you all remember last years Google $10,000 contest for best search innovation (which in itself was crap because they got your idea for only $10,000 dollars) you’ll remember that you never heard who won. I’ve found out for you.

News item: “The winner of the 2002 Google programming contest and the $10,000 prize was Daniel Egnor. Egnor’s winning project allows users to search web pages based on locale. Egnor took street addresses, converted them to latitude and longitude coordinates, and then created a location index. The result was a system that allows users to focus keyword searches to an area of a specific location.”

As I proved above, Google is already using this technology to redirect your request to Google.com. How long before you can’t search to buy switchblades and throwing stars because they’re illegal in Canada? It could be that its in place already, as I was unable to find a single online sales location to offer these two products, using Google.

Check for yourself if they already know where you live at GeoBytes.com.

Secondly I’ve found some very persuasive arguments to the fact Google is selling/giving your information away because their privacy agreement (you read it right?) is so vague they can do whatever they want with your information. (Actually I couldn’t find it. I even Googled for it and this is what I got when I entered the terms “Google Privacy Statement“. Take a read and see if you agree with what they are saying at Google-Watch.org.

To do my part in protecting you as your new super hero.

EULA – Saying No

So you disagree with the “End User License Agreement” in the software you bought. But you can’t return it to the store because you’ve opened the software.

Your not the only one.

A lady in California is suing Mirosoft and Symantec over just that fact.

Read about it here at News.com.

New Hosts File

Ok, so I previously posted an edit to your hosts file that would stop Microsoft from listening. But I asked myself, what about everyone else. I took a look around the net and found a lot of information, but no one seems to keep a day to day “Hosts” file up to date. Those who are currently adding servers, don’t seem to cull old servers that are no longer a threat. And people tend to add a lot of stuff they just don’t like. I’ve seen lists with porn blocking added in, and with alternative viewpoint sites blocked, and even with annoying sites listed for no good reason.

So I’ve taken the simple approach and just added what seemed right, yet not extensive.

Download it here and replace your own “Hosts” file.

Careful replacing things on systems you’re not familiar with. Check your existing file before complete replacement.